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Axioms of Adobe Spam
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.
When handling a customers complaint, remember: If you can’t fix it, don’t drop it.
Our true destiny is not to be ministered unto but to minister to ourselves and to our fellow men.
When anything goes, it’s women who lose.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
You’re never s good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never as bad as they say when you lose.
God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
To do nothing is also a good remedy.
As the births of living creatures, at first, are ill-shapen: so are all Innovations, which are the births of time.
The facts fairly and honestly presented truth will take care of itself.
The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.
It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.
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So Much Wisdom, Just One Spam
For all of this, in just one email, I should have bought just one Viagra….
Where is the man who has the strength to be true, and to show himself as he is?
They teach in academies far too many things, and far too much that is useless.
A friend you have to buy won’t be worth what you pay for him.
Constant success shows us but one side of the world adversity brings out the reverse of the picture.
At night, when the curtains are drawn and the fire flickers, my books attain a collective dignity.
Incidents should not govern policy but, policy incidents.
I am not ashamed to confess I am ignorant of what I do not know.
In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.
Brave is the lion tamer, brave is the world subduer, but braver is the one who has subdued himself.
Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success.
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Hmm
But there was no way of checking, for there were other bullheads in her basket.
-Ariana Haerther
Spam Paradigm Number 1
It’s about my decision to stake everything on the internet.
-Hilda F. Holloway