Axioms of Adobe Spam
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.
When handling a customers complaint, remember: If you can’t fix it, don’t drop it.
Our true destiny is not to be ministered unto but to minister to ourselves and to our fellow men.
When anything goes, it’s women who lose.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
You’re never s good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never as bad as they say when you lose.
God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
To do nothing is also a good remedy.
As the births of living creatures, at first, are ill-shapen: so are all Innovations, which are the births of time.
The facts fairly and honestly presented truth will take care of itself.
The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.
It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.
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